Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?"
Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?"
Customer: "It's on the door of your business."
Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we’re open."
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ATTORNEY: On July 25th you went by the duck enclosure on your farm.
WITNESS: Yes
ATTORNEY: So you passed within a few yards of the enclosure
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: Did you notice anything special?
WITNESS: Yes.
A man walks into a bar...
Case 1:
A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his trousers. The Bartender says, "Why do have a steering wheel in your pants?" The man replies "I don't know, but it’s driving me nuts".
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