Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He Concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"
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Attorney and Witness, Part 2
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
Hooker Parrots
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
April Fools
A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!"
Call Center Jokes
Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?"
Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?"
Customer: "It's on the door of your business."
Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we’re open."
Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?"
Customer: "It's on the door of your business."
Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we’re open."
Attorney and Witness
ATTORNEY: On July 25th you went by the duck enclosure on your farm.
WITNESS: Yes
ATTORNEY: So you passed within a few yards of the enclosure
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: Did you notice anything special?
WITNESS: Yes.
A man walks into a bar...
Case 1:
A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his trousers. The Bartender says, "Why do have a steering wheel in your pants?" The man replies "I don't know, but it’s driving me nuts".
18 Poisonous Quotes by Simon Cowell
...IN AMERICAN IDOL...
OH...REALLY???...
It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building...
You have just invented a new form of torture...
I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up...
This Only Happens In...
Some pictures show the specialty of a country which happens only in that country...Here's the collection of some rare pics...Enjoy...
This happens only in India...
Malaysian English VS. Britons English
A Malaysian says, "Who says our English is terrible? Just see below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective etc..."
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.
An Unique Restaurant
Do you ever try to have your meal in the toilet/washroom???
A restaurant somewhere in East Asian can provide you this service...
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