Attorney and Witness

ATTORNEY:   On July 25th you went by the duck enclosure on your farm.

WITNESS:   Yes

ATTORNEY:   So you passed within a few yards of the enclosure

WITNESS:   Yes.

ATTORNEY:   Did you notice anything special?

WITNESS:   Yes.

ATTORNEY:   Could you tell us what you saw?

WITNESS:   I saw George.

ATTORNEY:   You saw George, the accused in this case?

WITNESS:   Yes.

ATTORNEY:   Can you tell us what George was doing?

WITNESS:   Yes.

ATTORNEY:   So, please tell us.

WITNESS:   He had his thing in one of the ducks.

ATTORNEY:   His ‘thing’?

WITNESS:   You know… his dic… I mean his penis.

ATTORNEY:   You passed near to the duck enclosure, the light was good, you were sober, you have good eyesight, and you clearly saw what you just described?

WITNESS:   Yes.

ATTORNEY:   Did you say something to him?

WITNESS:   Yes.

ATTORNEY:   What did you say to him?

WITNESS:   I said “Morning George.”