ATTORNEY: On July 25th you went by the duck enclosure on your farm.
ATTORNEY: So you passed within a few yards of the enclosure
ATTORNEY: Did you notice anything special?
WITNESS: I saw George.
ATTORNEY: You saw George, the accused in this case?
ATTORNEY: Can you tell us what George was doing?
ATTORNEY: So, please tell us.
WITNESS: He had his thing in one of the ducks.
ATTORNEY: His ‘thing’?
WITNESS: You know… his dic… I mean his penis.
ATTORNEY: You passed near to the duck enclosure, the light was good, you were sober, you have good eyesight, and you clearly saw what you just described?
ATTORNEY: Did you say something to him?
ATTORNEY: What did you say to him?
WITNESS: I said “Morning George.”