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How many is a Brazillion?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He Concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"

Attorney and Witness, Part 2

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

Hooker Parrots

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

April Fools

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!"

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